Sebastian Smythe | 18 | Senior at William McKinely High School | Inevitably better than you (whoever you are) in each and every way. If you've got free booze, drop an invite in my ask - and if you're either overweight or ginger, do us all a favor and seriously consider dropping down your toilet drains into the fiery pits of Hell. If you're lucky, Satan might accept your heinous abnormalities.