Sebastian Smythe | 18 | Senior at William McKinely High School | Inevitably better than you (whoever you are) in each and every way. If you've got free booze, drop an invite in my ask - and if you're either overweight or ginger, do us all a favor and seriously consider dropping down your toilet drains into the fiery pits of Hell. If you're lucky, Satan might accept your heinous abnormalities.
Blaine: Morning, Sickly. Feeling better today? Missed you here yesterday..
Seb: Oh, hey... my phone fell off the bed last night and I didn't have the energy to try and retrieve it, but yes. I'm feelin' /marginally/ better, but mostly still like total, utter shit.